Kristal got me the cutest effin diary while she was in Chicago I’m drowning in the cute someone help
the other night i had a pomegranate margarita and it tasted like raspberry vinaigrette fuckin salad dressing so moral of the story is don’t god damn buy kirkland pomegranate margarita
The yeezus promo would have been really excellent if Scott wasn’t squeaking and screaming the whole time
what did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash?
pigs are commonly known for rolling around in dirt, but there’s a reason for this. Pigs skin is very sensitive, the harshness of their environment can result in rashes and often sunburns. Pigs use mud to help relieve pain and protect their skin. Since piglets are even more delicate, mother pigs will often roll their pigs in mud right after birth.
NO THEY GIVE THEM OINKMENT
